...to lose the emotions I had, to be put in another shell less viable than my old one... I am not amused. Nor do I enjoy feeling as though age is creeping up on me. Or, rather, knowing that it is, but feeling nothing about it. What sort of soul could be trapped in this...?

Regardless. Whatever gods might exist in this place, I have a proposition for you. I wish for the body I just had, that of Leon S. Kennedy, to be given to me forever. I never want to be trapped inside of that shell of an ADAM unit again. I am willing to do whatever it takes for this to happen. Even if this body likely can't accomplish much.

You know, pretending to be human is one thing, but actually being a human... is another...
AT least when this happened, I was in another vampire's body, so it wasn't that much different... but this is weird
I recall this happening before as well, brings back some unpleasant memories...


ooc:: >> he gets to be human for a day.

By the way, the Zexion walking around at the inn isn't Zexion. Finding this out after trying to get through a layer of clothing isn't the most comfortable of situations.

Figures. Just when I get used to the elf ears, I'm suddenly someone else.

Well, could be worse...

Oh, you must be joking me.

...someone is going to die. Painfully. if the kitsune has hairballs...


The last body, that Rufus kid, was not too bad. But for servants, retainers, whatever, the Turks are rather a let down. Can't even make good tea, it was all watery and made me tired. Pffh. And there was the creepy stalker Sephi-whatever-his-name was. Not sure what is going there and I really don't want to know.

Endrance! There's a white winged bird man in our kitchen! I'm going to sneak up on him and knock him out. I'm sure he'll be nice and chewy, and then you can have a feather bed!

A woman of all things. A disgusting, weak, tiny woman.

Someone is going to die for this indignity! Your bones will become my new WINDCHIME when I'm through with you!

This was not how I was planning to spend my day. Stupid gods.

I'm terrified to see who has mine and what they might be doing to it.

... Good to be human again.

But uh, hi. Elena, how you doing, babe?

Who is Birkin, and for what purpose do you require my blood?

I'm the Hylian-- the person with sharp ears and green clothing. I'd appreciate having my consent before you go taking my things.

The Wheel of Fortune - I do not believe in Karma.

...oh

...Bast...

I appear to still be on track for about what I expect anymore from the gods. At least I am no longer female. That in itself should be a relief.

Uh..oh boy, this is really strange.

I just took a 10 minute break to close my eyes and woke up...like this....

I do not know which is more demeaning. The fact I look like him, or the fact he has gained my body.

This is scientifically impossible, therefore, I conclude this must be some sort of twisted amusement from the deities.


I daresay I feel relatively younger.